Then she said, "Oh I can wait."

I am normally against short-short entries, more so when they're deliberately cryptic whiny ones, but by God, if the world does not stop kicking me in the dick when I don't even have one, there will be hell to pay.

You know, I am given to understand that Michael Phelps is going to be modeling Speedo's new underwear line. I'm sure that somewhere in Australia, Ian Thorpe is muttering about Johnny-come-latelies and being old school.

Having said that, I'm going to go back to making lewd Got Milk? ads.