You'd think he'd know better than to pick up by now

Cannot sleep. Here's something that's been brewing a long time, culled from several conversations over the past month or so. Originally, we were shooting for 213, but they just kept coming. I'm sure you'll see more of them in the future.

( 229 Things Sephiroth Never Thought He'd Say On The Phone )

Bonus points if you want to come up with your own things Seph never thought he'd have to say on the phone.

[ETA]: Now with new companion piece, 111 Messages Left on Tseng's Answering Machine!

[ETA2]: Trilogy is complete with 101 Memos From Rufus Shinra's Desk.