Oh goddamnit, I knew I was forgetting something last night

[thorne_scratch]

Happy Birthday m_steelgrave! Er, a day late! Because I have this great excuse, you see, the pope called and he wanted to discuss the rising threat of weird Hary Potter pairings, and I was all, "Well, Your Holiness, I myself would recommend looking at it from the POV that Sirius's body wasn't technically found, so maybe there's a chance of his return," and then the pope wanted to tell me all about his NaNoWriMo chapter he was stuck on but just when we were hashing it out, Anne Rice crashed a plane of snakes into the Vatican and then it got complicated.

Also, you know, the post-it note I had left stuck to my browser fell off.

Anyway. Happy Birthday! May your year be full of docile and intelligent children, as well as stress-free finals, working computers, inspiring staff lunchroom conversations, Tom Riddle and Harry Potter macking on each other, the Beatles, and monkeys. The good type.

Comments

[m-steelgrave.livejournal.com]

Thank you! You covered everything on my wish list.

Scottish m-preg monkeys. *shudder*

[twigcollins.livejournal.com]

Happy belated x 2!

[m-steelgrave.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ^_^

[flidgetjerome.livejournal.com]

Perhaps madam would prefer the Scottish fem-preg seahorses instead, hrm?

(Happy Birthday! Perhaps there will be a post later on describing you as a rare feathered pigmy marmoset-frog. Or perhaps not.)

[m-steelgrave.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Scottish fem-preg seahorses are my favorite.

Perhaps there will be a post later on describing you as a rare feathered pigmy marmoset-frog.

I've been called worse. I think.

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

You know, I think people were just beginning to forget about my stigma of Dobby/Gollum love, when I had to go and get a whole lot of new weird associations like Scottish mpreg gorilla bestiality. Ah, well.

Hope it was a good one!

[m-steelgrave.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but anyone who's anyone on the web has some weird bestiality association.

That wasn't as convincing as I thought it would be.

[turk-elena.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me happy.

That would be all. :3

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it makes me pretty happy too. I miss that pope.