you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

Woo, meme. Snagged from daegaer

You name three characters, I have to pick one to push off a cliff, one to marry and one to shag. Stick to the fictional characters, either gender is okay.

And hell, just to make it fair, I'll totally pony up three for you as well, if you ask. I might even make it people you know. In the biblical sense!