the sidewalk bends where your house ends

This time last year I was going to Italy. Now, I'm heading off to San Francisco for a week, so I'll be out of touch. If it's really important, I'll probably check my email sometime in the middle of the week. I can't think of anything that would be really important but, hell. Surprise me! In a non-excessively-overload-the-inbox-way, of course.

Wish me luck and that I don't miss my connection in Phoenix because it is a tiny window of time and I am totally unfamiliar with Phoenix and oh God why am I doing this trip again my major fears in life are having to talk to strange people and navigate blindly on my own and that is EXACTLY WHAT THIS TRIP IS ALL ABOUT SWEET JEEBUS oh dear I have to be up in less than four hours I love everyone, bye!

-your friendly neighborhood pants