She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does

I have been sick like a sick thing for the past few days, but am pushing valiantly through it to spend time with Louise-- and wondering madly where the hell I hid her present, 'cos I need to wrap it and it is nowhere to be found. You would think a box containing lingerie made of candy would be hard to displace, but no.

Also, you know, Happy New Year to everyone, although I am late in saying so, again because of sickness. It is patently unfair to be vomiting your guts out on New Year's Day and not have the cause be alcohol-related. Same resolutions as ever-- write more, write better, link previous two items, be less of a cocktard, find interesting job-related items to mention, keep a saner sleeping schedule, exercise, don't eat spiders. In general, improve self.

( Conversations I've had, but in real meatworld time. What a surprise! )

A link for flidgetjerome: Woman Weds Dolphin. No news yet on whether Rick Santorum has given his opinion.

Also, rock on, Redskins. And now, off to have another go at finding Louise's present. Everything else later.