watch me fall at the speed of sound

Over the past two weeks, I have gone to work, an auto show, a singing cowboy concert, and the MVA.

( More life and memes. Also, like, stuff. You know. )

Also, the Smashing Pumpkins are reuniting and no one told me?! (Well, no one except erika_javert, but to acknowledge that would defeat the purpose of this paragraph.) That is it. EVERYONE IS FIRED. You may clean out your desks and steal as much office supplies as you can on the way out.