Chicago has replaced Oakland as "places not to get stuck in"

Just got in from the airport. Have to be awake again in two hours for work. I'm sure I will be even more disgruntled when Oscar results properly sink in for me, but for now I can't manage much more than a half-hearted "shut your flapping facehole, douchebag," directed on a general level to airlines and Oscar voters and various asshats alike.

Actually, this was mostly to assure Louise I am alive, and she can't have my computer just yet. Good night. Morning. Whatever, man.