Sadly, I already used the chundering lyrics from "Land Down Under"

GUESS WHO CAUGHT A STOMACH VIRUS FLYING FROM WASHINGTON DC TO NEW YORK.

GUESS WHO THREW UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HEAD PUBLISHER FROM THE JOURNAL.

GUESS WHO HAD TO QUIETLY EXIT THREE MORE TIMES TO THROW UP DURING THE MEETING.

HINT: IT MIGHT BE ME.

I'm really not sure why people hire me to do anything. Seriously, man.

Full story in detail when I'm not too busy hanging over a toilet and cursing my internal organs. I don't know why, but every time I get together with Louise it ends in vomit. Christ.