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Lordy, here comes Christmas in July
Jul. 8th, 2008 02:38 pmSo, yeah, you thought I was going to shut up about swimming? I thought I was too, and then I saw the following photoshoot.
( Image heavy. Oiled-up, near-naked homoeroticism below the cut )
I might have to actually buy the damn magazine.
I ran into the oft-mentioned Fred, the Homicidal Ice Cream Man over the weekend. We renewed our friendship over snowcones and Fred complaining bitterly about gas prices and the new Italian Ice business that is honing in on his territory. "I have been coming here for twenty four years," he said angrily, "and it used to be the lifeguards chased away the interloping people. Now I must deal with it on my own. Now they make me pay to come here. There is no more respect. There is none."
"You still have your baseball bat, right?" I asked him.
"Do not worry about Fred," he told me simply. "Fred will take care of himself. You are a good girl. A friend of Fred's."
Basically, if you hear of any unsolved murders involving ice cream men or vendors of Italian ice, I'd advise staying well out of it. Some enemies are just not worth having, and once the ice cream men are against you, you might as well just pack it in and give up.
( Image heavy. Oiled-up, near-naked homoeroticism below the cut )
I might have to actually buy the damn magazine.
I ran into the oft-mentioned Fred, the Homicidal Ice Cream Man over the weekend. We renewed our friendship over snowcones and Fred complaining bitterly about gas prices and the new Italian Ice business that is honing in on his territory. "I have been coming here for twenty four years," he said angrily, "and it used to be the lifeguards chased away the interloping people. Now I must deal with it on my own. Now they make me pay to come here. There is no more respect. There is none."
"You still have your baseball bat, right?" I asked him.
"Do not worry about Fred," he told me simply. "Fred will take care of himself. You are a good girl. A friend of Fred's."
Basically, if you hear of any unsolved murders involving ice cream men or vendors of Italian ice, I'd advise staying well out of it. Some enemies are just not worth having, and once the ice cream men are against you, you might as well just pack it in and give up.
