I don't have the patience to keep it on the up

My only thought on the whole Michael Phelps Rockin' the Ganja Affair:

( By the way, I like that the two people that everyone invariably sends me emails regarding the slightest bit of news about, are Michael Phelps and the Pope. Crossover hell, man. )

Anyway, I kind of want to do this meme: Comment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.

I'm always afraid no one will respond to my memes.