I'm too lazy to find the Hockey Zombie Shark Week strips

Man, I had such a moment of schadenfreude today, courtesy of something I read on my flist. It was glorious. No doubt this will come back karmically to bite me in the ass, but it was wholly worth it for the five minutes of nonstop giggling.

So, hey. Apparently it's Shark Week and nobody told me. What the hell, people? Instead of writing an entry, I'm going to go watch sharks and just post random conversations I've had with kadrin.

( Concerning unfortunate body piercings, why Batman is a jerk, an unseemly ongoing obsession with Stephen King's sexuality, who shouldn't go to Silent Hill, and mpreg )

I don't know how we even got to that last quote. Okay, I do. But it's better for my reputation if I pretend I don't.

I have a question. Can anyone recommend a handgun to me that can put an extremely large hole in a wall? To quote Warren Ellis, I need something that will cause whatever is in its way to splatter like God himself reached down from the clouds and punched it in the head. The only catch is it has to be an American brand.

Rap represented in charts and graphs. Like graphjam, pretty much. Just with rap.

Hackett urges meet boycott over suits in 'swimming's darkest hour' . Another link on the swim suits controversy.

Giraffe and goat form strong friendship. I feel like this could be a lucrative children's book series.