Fuck you fuck you fuck you

STAMKOS, I HOPE YOU DIE. EXCEPT NOT REALLY, BECAUSE THAT'S MEAN, BUT SERIOUSLY, I COULD DO WITH YOU HAVING SOME TERRIBLE BUT NON-FATAL AND HIGHLY EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENING TO YOU. Stupid fucker. Why hasn't someone sent Roloson to the Farplane; he is clearly undead.

Oh, yes, commenter, do call us the Craps and the Crapitals, I bet that stunningly witty insult took you so much time to think up! It is a marvel! Oscar Wilde falls weeping at your feet in admiration! You are so clever!

I am a bitter, angry mofo, and I will be off in the shower, yelling and shedding angry tears. Send all replies and cute animal videos there.

(Also, what does it take for Marcus Johanson to get a call; that's like three games running now he's taken a stick to the face and not a thing.)