I want to be your left-hand man

No one close to me has died since the last time I posted, the Nats made the playoffs, and the monstrous CEO I work under is leaving the company. Of course this means my company is currently in complete anarchy and on the brink of collapsing, but honestly, I'm still counting this last month as an overall win, which is unusual but something I'm not going to look too hard at.

(We're currently undergoing evaluations and interviews about her and the general state of the company in order to help them find the next person. I ran mine by a coworker and she suggested I change the part where I point at the CEO, laugh, and then Crip Walk around the office for twenty minutes. She's right; I should do the Dougie instead.)

Anyway. Off to Boston, no time to waste, SOMEONE BE READY TO POST BAIL PLEASE.