No, you're gay for Moleman!

Productive things I did today:

-Picked over 25 pounds of strawberries
-Gave a dog a bath
-Napped for three hours

I seriously cannot think of a damn thing I want to write about right now that I could wrap up in ten minutes, since I need to get in the car and drive somewhere very shortly. Everything occurring to me would take much longer to type! This includes:

-Further strip club instructions
-Disney, and Disney weddings
-How to make really good crabcakes
-Why baths are more fun than showers
-Why our goalie is cooler than your goalie

The last one can actually be summed up in a picture, so I'll do that:



That's the presumptive Vezina winner of 2016 draped in a rainbow flag and marching in DC's Capital Pride Parade in support of LGBT rights, because he's a total boss like that. Better than your goalie.

Tomorrow I am going to a lavender farm! Apparently we pick lavender. Or something. I will apprise you of what actually goes on, and to what extent it involves lavender.