Well, I thought she was a sandwich, 'til she went spare on me finger.

I like movies. I like movies about rings of Great Power. So, of course you know what movie I ended up watching this evening.

( With a ring like that I could- dare I say it?- rule the world. )

I was so tickled by thebaconfat's haiku the other day, I tried to finish something. I failed at it. But I think I can recycle a little bit of it. It's a further excerpt from this. Not meant to be taken seriously or in character at all.

( SeeD + apple pies = hilarious box-office hit! )