'Cos you're pretty when I'm drunk
Apr. 3rd, 2006 01:12 amHome again. Shall recap later.
Hypothetically, is there some sort of card you can give that carries a meaningful and sincere message of regret? Specifically, regret along the lines of "I am truly sorry I threw up all over your bathroom and later passed out in a drunken heap on your air mattress, I promise not to do it again, please let me come visit you again someday"? Hallmark doesn't seem to carry these things.
Hypothetically, mind you.
...man, she's totally never going to let me come back. I think I just got my ass banned from New York forever.
ETA: Okay, uh, just so you know, Louise and I are actually very good friends and it would probably take more than vomiting in her bathroom-- which I mostly cleaned up before passing out-- for her to hate me forever. I figured I was being funny, but I have been known to be wrong on these things. So, uh, not really looking for a card, you see.
Hypothetically, is there some sort of card you can give that carries a meaningful and sincere message of regret? Specifically, regret along the lines of "I am truly sorry I threw up all over your bathroom and later passed out in a drunken heap on your air mattress, I promise not to do it again, please let me come visit you again someday"? Hallmark doesn't seem to carry these things.
Hypothetically, mind you.
...man, she's totally never going to let me come back. I think I just got my ass banned from New York forever.
ETA: Okay, uh, just so you know, Louise and I are actually very good friends and it would probably take more than vomiting in her bathroom-- which I mostly cleaned up before passing out-- for her to hate me forever. I figured I was being funny, but I have been known to be wrong on these things. So, uh, not really looking for a card, you see.