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My sister-in-law was apparently in a whole bunch of scenes as an extra when G.I. Joe filmed in Prague. I'm vaguely curious to see if I can spot her, but at the same time I don't really want to give any money to the movie or actually watch the rest because it looks, uh. Well. Laughably bad.
I suspect this may be a case of paying for one movie and viewing another. Or waiting even longer, and buying a pre-viewed copy of the DVD at the cheap video store for $5.99. Man, I don't know if I even want to put the effort into downloading a pirated copy.
( Recent musical crises I have known; or, You Want My Ass To Do What Now? )
…You laugh, but seriously, it sort of bores at the mind after a while.
I was trapped on Cracked.com again, and wound up on The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World, which is mind-boggling, and instantly bookmarked for the next time I go overseas. (Or even just to visit Louise. Apparently, those few times she's spoken Bulgarian to me, she might have actually been telling me my mother sucks bears in the forest. I need to check these things.)
To be honest, the article made me feel kind of ashamed. Back in Orlando, I used to pass the conference time by making lists of popular insult prefixes and suffixes and barnyard animals, and then try putting them in various combinations to come up with bulletproof insults to mutter under my breath or use as a band name when required. (Occasionally, I tried them out on my coworkers. As I recall, "horserimming jackhole" got the best reaction, although I suspect "jackhole horserimmer" would have done just as well.)
Other terms developed included "goatjizzery", "pustulant twatflap", "monkeydouche", "cockwad", and "buttery twatwaffle". But none of these can hold a candle to that article. Still, feel free to let me know if you have a really incredible insult. I have a teleconference next week; it might come in handy.
You might also enjoy 7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas. If you read those two links back to back, you may never want to go abroad again.
I suspect this may be a case of paying for one movie and viewing another. Or waiting even longer, and buying a pre-viewed copy of the DVD at the cheap video store for $5.99. Man, I don't know if I even want to put the effort into downloading a pirated copy.
( Recent musical crises I have known; or, You Want My Ass To Do What Now? )
…You laugh, but seriously, it sort of bores at the mind after a while.
I was trapped on Cracked.com again, and wound up on The 9 Most Devastating Insults From Around the World, which is mind-boggling, and instantly bookmarked for the next time I go overseas. (Or even just to visit Louise. Apparently, those few times she's spoken Bulgarian to me, she might have actually been telling me my mother sucks bears in the forest. I need to check these things.)
To be honest, the article made me feel kind of ashamed. Back in Orlando, I used to pass the conference time by making lists of popular insult prefixes and suffixes and barnyard animals, and then try putting them in various combinations to come up with bulletproof insults to mutter under my breath or use as a band name when required. (Occasionally, I tried them out on my coworkers. As I recall, "horserimming jackhole" got the best reaction, although I suspect "jackhole horserimmer" would have done just as well.)
Other terms developed included "goatjizzery", "pustulant twatflap", "monkeydouche", "cockwad", and "buttery twatwaffle". But none of these can hold a candle to that article. Still, feel free to let me know if you have a really incredible insult. I have a teleconference next week; it might come in handy.
You might also enjoy 7 Innocent Gestures That Can Get You Killed Overseas. If you read those two links back to back, you may never want to go abroad again.
