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I was going to write about hippos, but I just made myself scrambled eggs for dinner (because even though I have a weird craving for a snack wrap, it's raining and cold, and I gave blood today, and then I drank while watching hockey, and now I am in no shape to get behind the wheel of the car. MY LIFE IS SO HARD.) And so I am going to talk about scrambled eggs instead. Because scrambled eggs are awesome.
( Not just the breakfast of choice for dubious one night stands! )
ThorneScratch: To entertain myself, I've been playing a dumb game with my gmail account, where I search a specific word in my saved chats and I see what pops up as both:
1. Who I was talking to.
2. If the single preview line the search gives me is funny
I'll have you know of the ten chats where the word "lactation" was used, YOU WERE EIGHT OF THEM.
Horizon Greene: oh god. what in the world was the context? is that something we even want to revisit?
...This is wildly entertaining with the right words. (So far, I've gotten great results with "seduce", "bukkake", "snake", "owl", "wing-wang", "papal", and "Chewbacca".) It is to no one's surprise that Twig and Flidget are running neck and neck in my inbox to see who has the best and weirdest results.
( Not just the breakfast of choice for dubious one night stands! )
ThorneScratch: To entertain myself, I've been playing a dumb game with my gmail account, where I search a specific word in my saved chats and I see what pops up as both:
1. Who I was talking to.
2. If the single preview line the search gives me is funny
I'll have you know of the ten chats where the word "lactation" was used, YOU WERE EIGHT OF THEM.
Horizon Greene: oh god. what in the world was the context? is that something we even want to revisit?
...This is wildly entertaining with the right words. (So far, I've gotten great results with "seduce", "bukkake", "snake", "owl", "wing-wang", "papal", and "Chewbacca".) It is to no one's surprise that Twig and Flidget are running neck and neck in my inbox to see who has the best and weirdest results.
