Brandine! We're feuding with the Escobars again!

Today in things that you may or may not have known-- Pablo Escobar's wayward, slutty hippos are seriously fucking shit up in Colombia.

( Oh no! A hungry, hungry hippo! )

In other stuff that might be useful for you to discuss at your future holiday cocktail parties coming up (because I assume you, you popular people you, have many of those to attend in this month) you should read this interesting article about the growing population of people living underground in Beijing.